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are2:myvintagevogue: Margaret Hamilton
This picture is really scaring me.
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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”
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seconds before the first gangbang on the Enterprise pops off
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(via ali-sin)
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Men’s underwear is never sexy on a woman. Never. Ever.
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(via letmyvaginaglow)
It’s funny because it’s true. It’s also sad. If hookers accepted jewelry instead of cash for their services, would they still be breaking the law?
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(via neightkelly)
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Fuck tasteful. Tasteful doesn’t get my dick hard.
