November 2009
18 posts
POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER
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bravefacari:
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”
“Men’s underwear is never sexy on a woman. Never. Ever.”
“Fuck tasteful. Tasteful doesn’t get my dick hard.”
“I always want to think that everything happens for a reason but there’s no...”
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